Dreams

So last night I had a fever and was ill so I had a bunch of wacktacular dreams:

1. That I was on the Isle of Man and I was driving in my car down a highway (on the North American side of the road) and cars kept almost hitting me and I couldn't figure out what was wrong. When I finally figured it out and tried to go across to the right side of the road I couldn't control my steering and went all crazy off the road.

2. That Geoff was cutting his own hair and wouldn't let me help him and he was doing a really bad job, he had startled monk bangs like Emily and it was all uneven.

3. On the Isle of Man again, I was biking across this cliff and I just fell off, It was really tall.

4. Isle of Man one more time, I was doing drugs with my Momma and there were these people fishing off a dock and they caught a massive (like 10 foot long) fish and they were debating whether it was big enough to keep. Then we were in the Peel Carnival but it looked more like Hamilton, Bermuda up against some mountains than the Isle of Man. There were London Busses too.

So with this illness I have my eyes keep freezing over and it really sucks, my eyelids are all puffy and it generally hurts to look at stuff and I've realized, while hearing is so important because of voices and music and stuff, most of the best activities involve seeing.

Leonard Fucking Cohen Bitchez!

So I just procured (by means of presale code illegally posted on the internets) a ticket to see Leonard Cohen in the Vancouvers with my Momma in April.

Then there's Fleetwood Mac in May with the Emily.

Fuck ya!

Canadian History 101

Canada has pretty much the most boring history of any country that ever existed. Maybe like Australia and NZ have pretty boring shit but at least they were built with criminals and have sheep to fuck and kangaroos and shit. Canadian history is so boring. Its like it was a British colony that they didn't even really want they just didn't want someone else to take it, what they really cared about was the US, then the US was like well fuck you guys and had a revolution. Revolution is always interesting unless its industrial, then it sucks. Anyways, they had a big war and the US won and the British were all sad they lost the good colony then they were like, we really don't want to have to deal with another war over Canada especially since we don't really want it so they just pensioned it off and were like, you can be your own country now but we still kinda own you if we need your help fighting wars and shit. So then there was Canada. Then there was Louis Riel and he was a fucking dumbass who thought he was the reincarnation of Christ and did some crazy shit and wanted the pope to be in Montreal. Then Quebec was pissed off all the time and forever more because in the making of Canada the British forgot there were a bunch of French fucks stuck in there who didn't really even want to be there and didn't give a flying fuck about Britain. Then they were bullied by the British to go into the Boer War which is the worst war that ever existed and I never want to hear about it again because it was stupid core. Then Quebec was pissed. Oh yeah and there was the War of 1812 where the Canada like fought the US and burned some shit down, minor shit, like when lame ass teenagers rebel badly by getting drunk one time then returning to their fucking youth group and end up being social workers. Thats what Canada is in the scheme of country personalities. the social worker. Fuck social workers. Anyway, I digress... So after the Boer War Quebec was pissed and then they built two ships to protect Britian a token amount and stuff, then there was WW1. Canada was all gung ho about that shit because they had a hard on for the mother country. Oedipus much? So they went to war and Quebec was still pissed because there was really no reason why Canada should involve itself in a foreign war that didn't affect it at all and WW1 was stupid anyway because it was just about bogus alliances, how come a Serb shoots and Austrian and Canada ends up fighting Germany? So then Canada was like, when it came time for peace treaties (the ones that fucked shit up even worse) and Britain was going to sign for everyone but Canada was like, no dudes, we can sign for ourselves. Quebec was pissed. Then there was the depression. The depression is like just as bad as the Boer War and the Industrial revolution. Skip that. WW2...Canada made their own decision to go in that one but it was a way better war because there was Hitler and junk etcetera. Then there was Trudeau. Then that other guy. Now Stephen Harper. Fuck Stephen Harper. He's so lame that he's not even fun to hate on like Bush. Then just last week they wanted to reinact the Battle of the Plains of Abraham. Quebec was pissed. Now it's not happening anymore.

Planning 10

In highschool, my grade was the first that had to do the planning 10 course. My teacher made us do all our assignments by way of a blog and I just found mine right now. I can't actually beleive how wack I was and what colloquial language I used in school assignments. Here's an excerpt from a paragraph summating planning 10 so far...

"Another thing we did was the STD presentation. It was grody. There were disturbing pictures of people's personal areas. We also had to put a condom on a fake wank. I did not do that as other people at my table were more enthusiastic about the activity. I plan to be a nun so this doesn't really affect me."

I apparently suck at this

So I haven't written anything in this crap for like 3 weeks or something and I'm sick of facebooking. I hate when i don't get to be on the internets for a few days then I'm really excited for it and it's disappointing and there's no cool stuff on facebook and like no new emails or anything. Hmm, I don't know what to write about. I'm boring boring boring.

So I pretty much hate assholes who don't respect other people's shit. Like yesterday, Geoff put on a show and a bunch of fucking teenagers spraypainted all over the wall across from the venue, some 14 year old skank being one of them...she was bragging about it until everyone started getting pissed off then changed her tune. Fuck I hate teenagers. Anyway, it would have probably meant that Geoff couldn't rent the venue again and that would be really wack so Emily, Dan, Rob and I found some white wall paint in the church basement and painted the graffiti over. They used toothbrushes that Rob had for some reason and I just used my hands. But fuck teenagers. Especially bitchy stupid ones that date boys that are like 6 years older than them and act like they're so fucking hardcore but really they're just in grade 9.

Fuck stupid people in general really, I had a really trying day at work before all this shit went down and really have just had enough of stupid people and their shit. I can't deal with the general public for much longer...

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Spicy Baby Tako

So the other day Geoff and I went out for sushi at the Tokyo place. About a year ago I started eating sushi again pretty hardcore, starting with yam rolls then eventually moving up to sashimi and tako. Before that I had a major sushi phase which ended abruptly when I got sick with alaska rolls. Anyway, I was feeling adventurous so I ordered a scallop cone and spicy baby tako. Delicious, but Geoff is apparently a "poontang" (to use one of his own colloquialisms) and doesn't like fish at all and sticks to the green veggie plate. I didn't think it would matter if I ate that business and was feeling like some tako but when it came he had a crazy girly freak out about how they look like what they look like when they're alive and wouldn't even try one- even though I assured them they don't even taste like fish because octopi are in fact not fish. Whatever. He was so grossed out that it even started to gross me out, which can happen sometimes. Anyways, I almost got sick and I don't feel like sushi for a while...fuck that guy.

On another note: Apparently the UN has been in Cyprus since 1961. Fuck Cyprus, they don't even deserve to be capitallized. When I was in foreign lands there was advertisements on the TV for "cyprus, the year round island" and that just bothered me because island stuff is a geography thing, not a season thing. Now to learn that not only to they have offensive tourism ad campaigns, they also waste resources and can't solve their fucking proplems for almost 50 years. There's only like 800,000 people, jesus that's like less than Edmonton. Get your fucking act together already cyprus, and the UN too while we're at it, 50 years and you don't do fucking anything.

http://www.visitcyprus.com/wps/portal

Procrastination is like Masturbation

So I think I'm way too boring to to have a blog, but there's a ton of stuff I should be doing right now like transposing Smetana, working on an American History Essay, proofreading my Canadian History Essay and the list goes on. I was actually going to go to the pool this morning but there's too much homework shits going on.